Question everything

asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

I’m saving this joke for the more racist side of the family

(via princess-katnip)

I want a bird so bad!!

I hate seeing the poor things in pet shops, such smart animals should never be stuffed in cages all day.

I’m getting Crush soon/possibly so I should probably wait. Having a tortoise means we always will have a ton of veggies on hand =*)